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Maximum emotional support.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft waffle-knit texture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfortable everyday fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarm without overheating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClean minimal silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewinter walks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003enervous system regulation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003epretending things are less busy now\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"OFFIS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51649243938872,"sku":"3036334_16175","price":26.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/8954\/6296\/files\/waffle-beanie-black-front-6a02aeaba8f0f.jpg?v=1778560698"},{"product_id":"camouflage-trucker-hat","title":"Camouflage trucker hat","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor disappearing from Slack notifications, societal expectations, and Zoom meetings with over 10 participants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe OFFIS Camouflage Trucker Hat was designed for people not pretending they have it together. Structured enough to make it look like you’re on your way somewhere important, breathable enough for crash outs, Home Depot runs, and afternoons “working remotely.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic camo meets Hello Fellow Kids. 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